horse shit donkey dong 

the guy that shows up at a party and trys to have sex with all your straight friends...and your girlfriend is the one that invites him.. A HOMO SEXUAL JACK ASS!

look at that horse shit donkey dong over there trying to pick up on Mark. I wish your girlfriend would tell him to go home!

horse shit donkey dong by chris black sr June 21, 2010

donkey kong dong shlong 

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

donkey kong dong shlong by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'

I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol) by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.

I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!

donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

donkeyjong 

a male with an obscenely large penis...

also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong

get off my donkeyjong i saw him first

you're just jealous of my donkeyjong

have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating

Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!

donkeyjong by NaplesAsset April 9, 2011

Dollar store donkeykong 

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

Dollar store donkeykong by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022