carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

carbon-dated pussy by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

rape dated 

when a woman seduces a man that is too drunk to fight her off. As a result of the one night stand the woman then begins to think they're going steady and the man cannot break up with her.

Eryn rape dated Will, now he's screwed!

rape dated by rdrdtheta August 26, 2006

dotted 

To dot someone is to respond to his or her latest message with serveral dots in a row. He or she then becomes dotted.

The dot method is often used to show your lack of interest or displeasment. Common places for this method is Instant Messaging, IRC and mobile text messages.

(IM Conversation)
Person A: Hey man, I just poked my nose!
Person B: ......

Person A just got dotted.

dotted by biiink August 4, 2008

50 first dated 

noun: An elaborate prank used to make someone think they have short term memory loss. Just change details around the house and show them a video of stuff that happened in "the future." Like the movie 50 First Dates

John: "I woke up and my family had this video of all my family and friends talking about what's changed in life. They had a video saying Sarah Palin became president.. They even brought out a baby and said it was mine!"

Owen: "hahahaha, you got 50 first dated!"

50 first dated by Bill Murray Ate My Baby January 12, 2011

Doaked 

To get unknowingly dominated during a competitive activity by a lesser opponent.

How are you doing man?
Not so good man, my fantasy football team got doaked last night.

Doaked by Real Men of Genius October 21, 2010

Dated 

1: Something that is past it's prime or popularity. Out of style.
2: Used when saying someone you formerly dated.

1: Leggings are so dated.
2: Chelsea dated Matt for two years, until she cheated and he broke up with her.

Dated by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Dotted 

When you see people fighting and one of the fighters is able to land successive blows to the face. All the welts and scars of the victim on their face means they have been dotted by the oponents fists.

Yo did you see that dudes face today? He got dotted up!

Dotted by E_Z February 13, 2009