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Dive In The Paint 

When you fuck a girl thats on a heavy period
Mike: Yo im so mad this girl just got her period.
Joe: Just go Dive in the Paint
Dive In The Paint by J Casa December 15, 2019

shit your pants and dive in and swim 

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it
Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

Jakedelaney Dive in 

Verb.

A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
"Bro, Milani is a fucking goddess, I'm about to Jakedelaney dive in real quick."

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth! 

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

dive right in 

to have extreme sarcasm towards an action or activity
MOM: clean the dishes

ME: sure, ill dive right in
dive right in by IP40LION December 1, 2016

Dive Right In Vagina Express 

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!