Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

Dilated & Crowning by see_weed November 28, 2014

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dilated eyes

when ur super high so ur pupil is very large and there is almost no color in ur eyes

Man, did you see her dilated eyes? she was high af!

dilated eyes by Highhigh December 15, 2013

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Eyes Dilated

Term used to describe the act of getting high. This is used because of the fact when one gets high, one's pupils become dilated.

1. I am trying to get my eyes dilated right now.
2. My eyes are so dilated right now.
3. Are you guys trying to get your eyes dilated?
4. Timmy was so dilated the other day during class.
5. My mother in law came over the other day...in order to survive i got my eyes dilated before she came.

Eyes Dilated by Steve3221 February 14, 2009

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Dilared

When an individual attends an event with the initial intent of not drinking too much, but one thing leads to another and they end up being the most drunk at the gathering.

Dude, she said she had class so she wasn't drinking much but last time i saw her she had fallen into the garden. Totally dilared it.

Dilared by muEngie February 23, 2011

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dilutedpants

this really cool youtuber that is the bomb and is hilarious and writes novels and is allergic to wheat. he is basically, a person loved by everyone.

"oh hey man, you really remind me of dilutedpants."
"OMG, THANKS SO MUCH. YOURE SOOOOO KIND."

dilutedpants by hpybdayfrmcrryndangla May 4, 2010

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cope, seethe, dilate

A combination of three popular internet insults.

Cope: denial of often harsh truths.

Seethe: to have lots of unexpressed anger; like a boiling kettle.

Dilate: the act of a transgender female individual inserting objects into their vaginas to keep them open.

(in an argument with an online internet individual)

"lol, just cope, seethe, dilate tranny"

cope, seethe, dilate by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

Dilted

To get roasted or owned in the most disrespectful way.

This man just got dilted!

Dilted by Chan the Man Yeet February 6, 2023

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