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A dead armadillo, commonly used in a sexual way.
I own a pet dieing. It hasn't moved since 1747. Wink, wink.
Dieing by ??? Chungus April 1, 2024

Dieing Penguin 

The act of anal sex when the male is on top of the female or other male, both face down, while the one on top raises their hands and legs and penetrates the other, while squealing.
Dude, i just performed a dieing penguin on your mom last night.
Dieing Penguin by sexmasters December 28, 2010

Have fun during during dieing 

a famous quote from terpsguy aka dhbaseball14, vonrow misspelling because of auto correct (1.23.2021)
You: pja is better than whisper airlines
Terpsguy: have fun during during dieing

Senor my burrito is dieing 

When you or a food item is dieing
I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!

Help im dieing inside 

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA

dumpster-diving 

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.
Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.