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Dick wad 

a person that steals other people's ideas for the sole purpose of trying to be cool around people that don't care about them.
Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original

Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.

Humberto: Technically I am.

Jeff: Technically? So that means no.

Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now

Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad
Dick wad by Heff Garsha August 16, 2010
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Dick Wad 

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces
Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out
Dick Wad by emo mf April 9, 2022

Dick wad 

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off
Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad
Dick wad by PlEaSw April 20, 2022

dick wad 

A slow person who can’t understand shit.
dick wad by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024
he is such a dick-wad
dick-wad by theman102 November 20, 2011
An idiot who tries to act smart.
George Bush is such a dick-wad!
dick-wad by ??? May 7, 2005

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough
Sylar can be such a wad of dick.