Double Dick throwdown 

When two dudes slap each others dick while using their dicks as swords to hit the other dick. The first one to ejaculate loses.

1. Tonight in my basement, their will be a double dick throwdown.
2. I will be competing in a double dick throwdown.

Double Dick throwdown by Faktz November 12, 2016

double dick gay juke 

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.

guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked

double dick gay juke by raph852 December 16, 2008

Double Dick Crosser 

This is the opposite of a beard and is when a straight male acts gay around women to hang around them naked and then have sex with them

" Hey Jim, that gay dude is always getting invited to chicks sleepovers." " I bet he's a double dick crosser.. ."

Double Dick Crosser by nerdy9 March 2, 2016

69 Double Dick Feed 

The act of two gay guys driving their dicks down each other's throats.

Those two faggots definitely like to 69 Double Dick Feed!

69 Double Dick Feed by J-Sauce Money March 14, 2011

Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck 

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker

1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"

Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck by Jackette55 November 30, 2009

double-dick 

To double-dick a guy, two dudes simultaneously fuck a guy in his mouth or asshole so they can feel each other's cumgasms.

Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!

double-dick by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

ri-double-dick-ulous 

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.

When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.

ri-double-dick-ulous by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012