Devastating Diarrhea  

Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo

I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom

Devastating Diarrhea by dimelis_16 May 1, 2007

devestated 

A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."

devestated by Anonymous May 8, 2003

devastated salmon 

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

devastated salmon by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

Defication Devastation 

When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.

Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.

LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!

Defication Devastation by BallistaTheDeer October 11, 2015

devastated 

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

devastated by Eric December 2, 2003

devestator 

The devestator IS the shocker. 2 shockers that is. Combined. Place your hands together as if praying, then simply fold both ring fingers over and use your thumbs to "speed bag" the clitoris.

I gave her the shocker...nothing. So I tried the spocker...still nothing. Then I used the twizzler...not a damn thing. I had to resort to the devestator. She won't leave me alone now!

devestator by Brownout March 25, 2005

Devastatement 

A devastating statement.

Person 1: I have no money.
Person 2: Devastatement!

Devastatement by Dr Marcus July 12, 2009