nespresso depresso 

isabelle’s way of saying depressed or sad

isabelle: don’t be nespresso depresso

nespresso depresso by your secret admirer 💋 March 2, 2020

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

Expresso Depresso by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

Depresso 

The fake Spanglish way to say depressed. Makes a depressing sentence become a meme-ish and humorously self-deprecating one.

Wowie I'm muy depresso today

I feel mucho depresso because I had a dream that I got a dog but when I woke up I had approximately zero dogs

Depresso by EliBam June 11, 2018

Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

Tongue Depressor by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

Depresso Espresso 

A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.

Jimmy has been a bit Depresso Espresso recently

Depresso Espresso by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018

Depresso Kirby 

A seemingly sad person, usually around the ages of 9-12 that wears beanies over their eyes and plays ssbu till 3 in the morning. Often caught trying to get off school because they are "sick" however they just want to play ssbu.

Teacher: Hey why are you so tired and sad
Kid from across the Class: Sir, thats the depresso Kirby
Teacher: fucking hell

Depresso Kirby by ssoonn December 9, 2021

Anti-Deppressos 

Off brand Cheerios. Sort of.

Jacob: I need a cereal for my comic but I can't use anything real
Seth: How about Deppressos?

Mia: Hah, Deppressos
Cat: Um, what?

Seth: Like Cheerios, but Deppressos
Rian: School-Appropriate please!

Jacob: How about Anti-Deppressos?

Seth: Yeah Anti-Deppressos!

Mia: We stan Anti-Deppressos
Rian: *sighs*

Anti-Deppressos by King_Kaoru August 7, 2019