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defirmity 

the act of being beyond disturbed. Something so amazingly odd, there are no other words to describe it.
Wow, after katie did that, I was in defirmity.
defirmity by Rachael June 8, 2004

Genital Deformation 

When your peepee doesn't look like guy in the porno you know you've got Genital Deformation
"Dude I was watching this one awesome vid on xvideos and realized my dick doesn't look the same as the one dude and that's when I realized I had a Genital Deformation"
Genital Deformation by SpicĒ November 26, 2019

Deformaity 

A condition that only occurs in high pressure aluminum die cast parts produced at B&S. The defect is so catastrophic it can only be described by a word similarly spelled but completely different than the term “deformity”.
Constance: Hey, did you see the castings we rejected last shift?

Rigoberto: OMG girl! Yes I did! Every part I saw had deformaity in it!

Dewormitate 

To act as if one has founds worms in one's fast food and then ceremoniously remove them through fake levitation.
With a sly look and a quick flourish, Ed dewormitated the french fries
Dewormitate by Bevo Nostro February 17, 2024

Defirmitate 

soften, go soft. Used by illiterate juvenile criminals to describe something that has gone from hard to soft.
I like dipping my bread in my soup, it makes tbe crust, like, defirmitate, so it's easier to eat.
Defirmitate by Fallax_Shinobi April 16, 2024

defenestration deformation 

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".
After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.