Deceptiline 

(n)
1. The line you get in that is always deceptively long, for instance when you get in the line that looks the shortest at the checkout at the grocery store, and an old senile woman is bagging so it takes you 10 extra minutes.

2. This can also be used to describe a line that is moving way faster than you thought, however negative connotations are implied.

"This deceptiline sucks, that line over there went way faster"

"Wow what a deceptiline, we got into the fireworks store in no time"

Deceptiline by asting June 20, 2009

Darth Deceptius 

(Noun) An edgy Star Wars roleplayer who threatens discord servers because he lost an election.

"Darth Deceptius

Darth Deceptius by disgruntled0001 December 2, 2020

Decepticles 

Devastator's(a Decepticon) testicles in the movie Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Have you seen the decepticles? they are made from steel!

Decepticles by Decepticle August 10, 2009

Deceitful aftermath 

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity

Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.

Deceitful aftermath by TheHappyWanderer December 23, 2021

Decentful

A bit less than wonderful.

I'm feeling pretty decentful today.

Decentful by Dat otha guy April 15, 2013

Deceitful Deepthroat

When you make your dick look smaller by pushing your pelvis down and when receiving head you thrust your dick all the way in forcing her to deepthroat your cock.

Should have seen the look on her face when I gave her a deceitful deepthroat last night. She gagged so hard.

Deceitful Deepthroat by Lucinda Jonas June 14, 2020

decepticlones

A mentally deficient excuse made by Hasbro to implement the superior Beast Machines plotpoint of having hundreds of mindless drones into the junky, worthless TF: Armada story. Decepticlones look horrible compared to the Vehicons... and Lord Megatron (BM) manufactured billions to occupy and police Cybertron... probably millions more than what this poor excuse for a TF villain is using in a video game. The only advantage decepticlones might have is better AI, which is only due to the fact that they made their debut in a video game.

Vehicons rule. Decepticlones suck.

decepticlones by Nobody April 10, 2004