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1. A phrase commonly used in the beginning of a formal letter to adress a male recipient.

2. The debut 1995 album by Cat Power a.k.a. Chan Marshall

3. Euphemism that serves to imply that the person you're adressing outside of formal letter is either a mental case, alternatively gifted or just says improper things.
1. Dear sir Honorable Robert Gates,

Why does the Pentagon state that F-35 is a 5th generation fighter? I hereby solemnly inform you that it doesn't meet the vital criterias of supercruise flight and weapons delivery, thrust vectoring control, synthetic aperture radar as well as features agility and thrust of flatulenting expectant mother.

Sincerely yours, retired USAF Security Forces serviceman, Chuck Norris.

2. Man, back in 1995 the skies were bluer and the grass was greener but Cat Power since her Dear Sir release is still as catpowerful as she was back then. Although I haven't even heard any of her stuff.

3.
- I wish I lived back in times of Harry Truman when USA were strong and wouldn't let pinkos and niggers talk, not just become presidents.
- Have you, dear sir, just used your mouthhole to produce a verbal message of approving McCarthy totalitarianism, social hysteria, racism, civilian inequality, nuclear destruction of non-combatants, illegal experimentation on foreign citizens (Guatemala syphilis experiment) in a country which was created by freemasonic Founding Fathers to anchor the ideals of freedom, equality and justice? Way to go, butt-for-brains.
Dear sir by Hersir April 6, 2012

Dear Starboy

A repulsive fanfiction that centers around the two characters, Tom and Tord, from the webseries Eddsworld. It takes place in an AU where Tord is a pastel uwu soft boy and Tom is a bitch introvert.

Other than the unsettling contrast from canon personalities, this book is a messy plethora of not taking suicide seriously, overdramatization and other unrealistic ideals. Tl;dr, it's shit. It barely even has any connection to Eddsworld itself.

Unfortunately, most of the Eddsworld fandom's young fans consider this story a masterpiece when they are being blinded by foolishness.
Dear starboy is so unrealistic, I don't see how many people even like it.
Dear Starboy by home biscuit April 20, 2019

Dear Santa 

A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.
She's a dear santa
Dear Santa by Bodge001 October 20, 2008

Oh dear shes on a rampage! 

usually said in a low saddened tone, when a female friend decides to engage estrogen overdrive and commence to getting physical roughly (i.e. she starts hitting the crap out of you for a stupid mistake on your part)
Mr. A (in kitchen) hey honey nice ass! (followed by a loud slap to the highly sensitive ass)

Mrs. L (enraged and estrogen flowing like Niagra Falls)
YOU DIE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mr. J (friend quietly witnessing the slaughter) Oh Dear shes on a rampage

Quietly watching the horrid events unfold, I could only mutter the humble words "Oh dear shes on a rampage".

Oh Dear shes on a rampage!

(Taken from the geico commerical with the talking syrup bottle saying "Oh dear someone has put a logo over my face")

Dear Strong Bad 

The words that start most e-mails to strong bad. Others are Dear STRONG BAD! and Daer Strong Bad.
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Your freindd,
Jeremy, NC.
Dear Strong Bad by The Swedish October 2, 2005
Someone who struggles at life. A person you feel sorry for. A person with an intellectual disability.
The football player is a dear soul because he fumbles every time he touches the football.
Dear Soul by Nicheboi June 8, 2019