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dead rat's nest

A place where bad ideas go to die.
George's half-baked suggestion veered our discussion into a dead rat's nest.
dead rat's nest by kgaz March 29, 2017

dead rat sex

Having oral sex with a dead rat by cutting its mouth wider and ripping its teeth out, and crushing its organs with your penis
dead rat sex by Phtv14 May 28, 2008

Dead Rat Surprise 

A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.

Dead-Rat Beats 

Dead Rat beats is an upcoming music artist who focuses on rap and the safety of roadkill as he himself has experienced animal cruelty firsthand , he raps about his daily struggles of being a rat , in today’s society rats are abused and demeaned and undervalued , this is truly despicable and must change as it will Better the world and bring peace and justice.

His raps are posted on the social media website called: Instagram
He will post his tunes on soundcloud soon....

Socials:
Instagram - dedrat.beatz
Wow! That dead-rat beats concert was so sick, my favourite line is..... (dedrat.beatz on instagram to find out)

Dead-rat beats raps make me feel different about the way rats are treated in modern society, they are truly majestic creatures!

Dead Rat in my ass 

What Red Dead Redemption should've been.
Tyson: Hey, did you get Dead Rat In My Ass yet?
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.

Jimmy the Dead Rat 

Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.
Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt
Jimmy the Dead Rat by slink0us January 8, 2022