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dividing by zero 

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.
Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.
dividing by zero by Zacharrie February 15, 2010

Dividing by 0 

Thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.
He's been dividing by 0 again, he's in Zimbabwe
Dividing by 0 by kevkingkong June 19, 2010

davidangel 

The funniest, most entertaining, youtuber out there. Creates honest videos that make a large audience laugh. Never change, X.
Every video that "X" or "davidangel" has ever made.
davidangel by Xylen343 July 29, 2011

Davising 

The act of dissapearing during a crowded event such as a party or family dinner to have sex.
Hey where is Tim and Molly? Oh they are Davising in the bathroom.
Davising by Steveo1986 December 13, 2013

david dividing 

When somebody over exaggerates a story
He’s proper David dividing there
david dividing by BH10GANG October 30, 2018

Dividing by 0 

Me: Don't even try dividing by 0.
Person: *divides by 0*
*universe implodes*