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dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.
I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard
dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Dallas dartboard

When a person throws a dildo like a dart (or knife, depending on size) at a person who is bent over without pants in an attempt to lodge the dildo in that persons open anus
After the frat attempted the dallas dartboard, james’ asshole was bruised for a week and they all signed to a no homo agreement as per bro code

Idaho Dartboard 

To tie some chick to a bed naked, turn off the lights, and jump dick first trying to hit the target.
Hey, bitch, you ever been seen an Idaho Dartboard? They're a lot of fun...
Idaho Dartboard by Stumpt April 20, 2009

dick dartboard

One who’s holes are so used, the dick just falls out.
She’s the oldest dick dartboard in the bar. You keep throwing at it, but the dick just falls out.

Dartboard Finish 

To ejaculate on to breast, as in hitting double top on a dartboard, which is regarded as not the best finish but is rewarding in it's own right.
John: did she swallow?

Fred: I don't know went for the dartboard finish.
Dartboard Finish by skills senior October 30, 2008

dartboard chin 

A round lump of a chin that has a dimple in the centre of it, making it look as if someone pierced it with a dart.
dartboard chin by Optomon May 9, 2004