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cuntsplaining 

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.
Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me
cuntsplaining by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Cuntsplaining 

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

cuntslinger 

A slut, whore, or loose woman. A woman who sleeps with anyone.
Rumor is, you're a cuntslinger who would sleep with even the ugliest men.
cuntslinger by SKAlison October 13, 2007

cuntplant 

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.
I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.
cuntplant by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010

Cuntplain 

When a feminazi cannot deal with facts, or a more moral, or better statement of an ideal that gets them upset or even triggered.
Feminazi: Watch out that rattlesnake is poisonous!
Guy: Rattlesnakes are venomous not poisonous.
Feminazi: Uhhhh!!!! why do YOU have to mansplain.
Guy: You don't have to cuntplain because you used the wrong word.

Cuntsplainer 

Cuntsplainer

(Noun)

A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.

Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW
She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.
Cuntsplainer by acearce June 20, 2016