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Crumb Bum 

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.
1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
Crumb Bum by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018

Crumb bum 

A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.
Did you notice the mess that Dora left behind after she ate? She’s really turned into a crumb bum.
Crumb bum by rondubbs June 7, 2020

Crumb Bum 

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
Crumb Bum by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
Getting too drunk, crumming, then being too moody the next morning. Also, this word can replace being a prick. This occurs when they typically have an aesthetically pleasing mother.
Stop being a little crumb bum
Crumb Bum by CrumbBuminator February 28, 2026

Bum crumb ass nigga 

a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.
Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
Bum crumb ass nigga by senor_jerome November 18, 2019
The little pieces of poo stuck to the hairs on your bum after not wiping correctly
Boy doing girl in doggy ...
Damn you have major bum crumbs, go wash your bum!
Bum Crumb by Biff! August 2, 2010