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crucifiction 

The fake story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, so named because it is not supported by any other source than the Bible.
A. "Hey, it's Good Friday. Have I told you the good news about the crucifixion?"
B. "You mean the crucifiction? Get back to me when you've got proof."
crucifiction by CardenB666 April 15, 2022

sexual crucifixion 

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
sexual crucifixion by Misteur E January 13, 2020

Crucifiction 

Also Crucifixxxion
A Sexual position involving a woman/man ("Crucifie") whom will be "Crucified" being suspended above the floor laying in a traditional Christlike punishment pose (I.E. arms outstretched, legs straight- as if on a cross). Once suspended off the floor - Height varies but No less than 18 in. above. Leaving enough room for person to slide beneath. Usually done crotch pointed down, ass up (can be reversed). Once safely secured by guide wires "Nailed" to each wrist and the ankles, the crucifixxxion begins. One "Crucifier" slides beneath for access to the crotch/ass. Two now place their "Spears of Destiny" into a hand. One at the head - giving the "crucifiee" a last meal (as it were). That leave one of two potential options for the last person. This will be either the feet or ass/crotch. To take the ass, Suspend a person from ceiling to rest above the cross, not putting any weight upon the crucifie. This simulates floating like a spirit (holy spirit?) and using the momentum from the bottom persons thrusts, gives a weightless, effortless fuck (being suspended has perks but is hard to master). If the suspension method is not viable , whoever has the foot fetish takes point on feet and can lick, suck, fuck the feet to their hearts desire. Thus once everyone is in position the "crucifie" will receive their "crucifixxxion".

Note - 3 day follow up is recommended.
Me and my buddies are having a crucifiction tonight. - My boyfriend wants me to come over to his frat house and take part in a crucifiction. - Lets crucify this person! - My favorite thing is to be crucified.
Crucifiction by Johnny Bass March 14, 2019

Crucifixion Phobia 

The fear of cuts on Palms of hands and the Arches of feet
I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Palm of my hand is not tolerable
OR
I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Arch of my foot is not tolerable

Crucification 

When you get gang banged by four bitches; one on your dick, one on your face, and two on your hands.
“I was doggin all four of them bitches, and hit the Crucification”

Correct Crucifixtion 

A sexual position designed to accommodate the event where one man must please 4 women at once, where in the guy lays on his back with his arms stretched out to the side as if he is being crucified, and 2 women sit on of his hands, one mounts him in cowgirl, and the last girl sits on his face. Using both hands, mouth, and penis the guy can successfully bang 4 chicks at once.
Jason had to use the Correct Crucifixtion when he took on Emme and her 3 friends in the upstairs bedroom.