dusting the crops

The act of walking through a group of people and expelling gas and doing so repeatedly

Mike was dusting the crops at the dance.

by Gindy December 5, 2009

campus crops

A student run group that deals in agriculture and gardening. However, since six out of the eight months they are at school is WINTER they spend most of their time being anti-capitalist vegans who are going to have a rude awakening when their art degrees land them a job at McDonald's.

The best part of the group is their theme song, which is awesome.

Interviewer: So you ran a group called Campus Crops. What is that exactly?

Campus Cropper: Well it is a group of alternative thinkers who grew peace and love out of the soil of hardship.

Interviewer: You are going to have to leave.

by cropbuster14 April 18, 2009

burn the crops

smoking weed

*you wanna burn the crops?

*would you like to burn the crops?
*would you like to partake in burning the crops?
*If you have any spare time I would like you to burn the crops with me..
*If you could find the time in your busy schedule, I would really appreciate it if you would burn the crops with me
*KUSH
teacher: What'd you do this weekend bobby?
bobby: i burnt the crops

by TOKEN SMOKEN.. CROP BURNERZ November 24, 2010

my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy

Oh god my crops are failing

by The crop June 14, 2016

Water my crops

Slang said to avoid doing something

I would love to go out with you Lizabeth,but i have to go water my crops

by Ms Lucifer March 2, 2021

water my crops

A thing said to one's significant other in order to avoid doing another thing.

I can't go shopping with you, Shyanna. I have to go water my crops.

by LilHomieDrew March 4, 2016

miku crops

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.

"hey, where did you find that video?"
"I found it on miku crops"

by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023