crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic December 26, 2007

nigger crotched betch

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)

that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.

by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007