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Crispillingus 

The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.
Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.
Crispillingus by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008

Crisper Gang 

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake
Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang
Crisper Gang by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018
thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?
I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.
Crispin by Krkič September 17, 2019

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights 

British way of saying "chips"
american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Droppin Crispies 

1. A richly historied meta-phrase with deep roots in the annals of literature. It is said to transcend meaning. Misusing it is considered a grievous faux-pas among literary adepts.
2. Derived from the rapper-maxim "drop it like it's hot." When one "drops a crispy," they have waited too long to drop the hot object, and now they are all burned up.
Person 1: "Greetings, fellow. How fares the wind in your sails?"
Person 2: "I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon, And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on."
Person 1: "That sounds superlative. Did I mention how much I like your loafers?"
Person 2: "Sorry, could you repeat that? All I heard were roaring flames as you started Droppin Crispies. We can't be friends anymore, man."