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crapping on 

to talk for a long time in a boring way
I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.
I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.
crapping in my coffin by C--money December 21, 2005

crapping out babies 

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.
"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."
crapping out babies by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009

crapping your pants 

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.
1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

crapping up

Similar to the idiom 'cropping up' or 'crop up' only more negative, annoying or 'crappy'.
Interest in international issues has cropped up on many university campuses.

I keep trying to close the deal, but all kinds of underhanded resistance keeps crapping up at every turn!

That college used to be pretty cool until the Gay, Goth and Skinhead movements crapped up everywhere.
crapping up by S. B. Jackson April 8, 2008

Crapping Horseshoes 

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
Crapping Horseshoes by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010