Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

Alabama crab dangle by Smashed February 24, 2003

mexican crab dangle 

A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.

So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"

mexican crab dangle by KintaroOay[42h] November 1, 2006

Missouri crab dangle

A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".

I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.

Missouri crab dangle by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008

Alabama Crab Dangle

A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.

That freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the Alabama Crab Dangle.

Alabama Crab Dangle by steev-0 July 30, 2009

Alabama crab dangle

When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off

alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not

Alabama crab dangle by Joe Leblanc August 11, 2006

Alabama crab dangle

Involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.

Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean

Alabama crab dangle by Gwando November 9, 2003

Louisiana Crab Dangler 

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.

Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Louisiana Crab Dangler by xvampirousx September 25, 2008