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cotton-headed ninnymuggins 

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly
sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

Cotton heads 

Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?
"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."
Cotton heads by Tmeister December 15, 2003

cotton headed ninny muggins 

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.
Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

cotton headed ninny muggin 

a mean mean word used at the north pole with the elves
but your not a cotton headed ninny muggin!

buddy the elf.. whats your favorite color?
Buddy the elf is not a cotton headed ninny muggin.

cotton headed niggy muffin 

an adjective descirbing one that is a useless dumb jerk
" i can't do anything right, i'm just a cotton headed niggy muffin"

cotton-headed niggymuggin 

A racist term that should never be used
You see that guy? he a total cotton-headed niggymuggin.