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confusament

An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.
I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".

Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.

confinement loaf 

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
confinement loaf by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

solitary confinement 

when one is put into a area where one does not make normal levels of social contacts with other people
the inmate that tried to escape, they assigned him solitray confinement for a year

solitary confinement 

1. When an occupant of a prison does something reckless or anything severe that is against prison regulations, he is put in solitary confinment. Solitary confinment puts prisoners in a small, dark cell with no windows or light for a period of time, without ANY contact to the outside world or any other part of the prison or prisoners.
1. Butch made another escape attempt yesterday and they put him in solitary confinment for 3 weeks.

Confuzelment

Another awsome word used for the proper term confusion.
When friends do not make sence you are in the state of confuzelment.
Confuzelment by Dlak57 September 5, 2009

Solitary Confinement 

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?
AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?