computarded 

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

computarded by JRGreen May 22, 2008

Computard 

Someone who is computer illiterate

Man you're such a computard, don't you know how to copy and paste.

Computard by Axerty November 1, 2004

Computard 

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.

My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!

Computard by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008

Computard 

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.

The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.

Computard by jonjeff July 17, 2014

Computedmoon707

Very cool youtuber
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP

Likes the atmosphere

Believes Quebec does not exist

"Ayo bruh, have you seen the new "Computedmoon707 " video?" "Yeah it was very 😎epic😎"

Computedmoon707 by Computedmoon707 November 4, 2021

computatrumasaurus 

a person whose diet consists of only computers

urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

computatrumasaurus by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

Computard 

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.

Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!

Computard by Joshwalla May 23, 2009