Complainer's Paradox 

While something may be terribly annoying, listening to someone complaining about that thing is always worse.

Alternatively: The only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can't stop complaining about (x).

Andy: I hate this snow! I'd rather live in Iraq than in this terrible weather!
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.

Complainer's Paradox by narthuro March 20, 2011

Cozmo complainer 

An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl

Dude you had one beer, stop being a Cozmo complainer

Cozmo complainer by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011

Brag Complainer 

Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.

Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."

A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.

Brag Complainer by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014

emo complainer

1. a whiney emo dick who posts things on urban dictoinary complaining about how much emos dont cut themselves just for attention and how being emo is about the music.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! of these emo shits who cut because "they just wanna get away from the pain" your not removing the pain, your converting it to physical pain
thats like if you had a fire and you put it out then the stuff you put it out with left radiation.
also they complain about how much people bash on them, we bash on you because it must be done to feed your false sense of self hate! if no one bashed on emos, there would be no emos so take the "pain" and shut the fuck up!
2. a person who complains so much it seems emo.
3. the many people who will most likely post on this talking about how much i am wrong and how emos dont complain very much and how they dont cry and slit thier wrists and thats only poseurs and blah blah blah
4. a person who is emo who talks about how they dont conform, yet they conform to the emo clone army

well im done lets see what you got emos

Emo Fag:*sniff sniff* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT IS TO BE EMO!
Man:then stop.....
Emo Fag:what?
Man:just stop cutting yourself, crying, attempting suicide and writing shitty music
Emo Fag:but its how i feel!
Man:as if! like you actually hate getting so many gifts from your parents and how well off you are
Emo Fag:BUT BUT
Man:shut the fuck up
Emo Complainer:that isnt a real emo!
Man:who the fuck are you?
Emo Complainer:us emos dont cry and whine! we dont cut ourselves thats a scene!
Man's GF:honey what are you doing?
Man:just emo bashing, honey
Man's GF:HAH what a buncha emo faggots
Emo Complainer:SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *sob sob sniff* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND *thinking:remeber you hate life and yourself, you hate life and yourself.... but then again... NO FUCK PREPS!*
Man:this example is getting to long i'm out, c'mon honey
p.s. im not a prep or any of that shit because i am a real non conformist emo fuckers

emo complainer by fuckoffemo March 25, 2009

Complainerd 

Complaining nerdy person who only texts people to complain about his personal problems.

Oh, Erin is such a complainerd! She just texted me 'cos her taxi was like 5 minutes late!!

Complainerd by saltypickleditalian May 16, 2016

complainer gamer 

A person who always shouts at the screen and cries/gets mental when he loses a game.

Oh, My God...Johnny's such a complainer gamer... He lost the scrabble 2-minute tournament yesterday and went havoc on my pillow...

complainer gamer by GreatFlyingBaboon March 13, 2018

Complainer Connor 

As we have to deal with 'be careful with Karens', the equivalent male is not less obnoxious. 'Complainer Connor' always pops up when you least expect him. Yelling, cursing and expressing superiority over anyone that they seek to confront. For any reason. You might be a dude flying a drone in an area allowed for business purposes and you get a Complainer Connor just right there telling you get out of his visual space. It is impossible to have a civilized conversation with a Complainer Connor because they call the cops on you in a nanosecond.

'Dude, i was flying that drone for work the Complainer Connor of the day showed up telling me that I was acoustically contaminating him and his family, who happen to live 5 blocks away.

'Here it comes...Complainer Connor wants to have the beach for himself so he is surf table in hand and phone in the other calling the cops blaming everyone for not wearing a mask and not keeping social distance'

'Watch out with Connor and Karen, they met on Match and are a match in hell...constantly bitching and diminishing others!'

Complainer Connor by Colibrí June 14, 2020