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if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1. "fuck off clunker"
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
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A joke that's funny, but not witty at all. Like a pun. Often very obvious jokes. Related to 'clunky'. Often "d'oh" and silences follow these "jokes".

People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.
Amy: Man that geometry test was tough.

Jeremy: Yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! *Laughs Loudly*

Amy: D'oh. That's not even funny Jeremy, that's a fucking awful clunker.

Jeremy: Do you want to go on a date?

Amy: No you fucktard.
Clunker by The Joke Master July 31, 2012
a girl who you wouldn't date, strictly reserved for fucking
clunker by clunkermagnet October 15, 2010
The final sake bomb that puts you over the edge at a sushi restaurant is called a Clunker based on the sound it makes when one foolishly and drunkenly slams it in the glass.
Waitress: "CHING CHONG CHAAAANG!"
ME: "NAAAAAH BITCH!!! I WANT A CLUNKER!"
Clunker by AJ Lickits July 7, 2017
A dirty chunk of snow and ice that builds up inside a car fender in the winter (and eventually falls off). Also known as a car booger or a slurd.
I wish they'd fix that road; it gets so many potholes after a thaw that it knocks all the clunkers off everyone's cars.
clunker by Aaron of Minneapolis January 22, 2008
Massive fish to pretty much what ever you want to be called a clunker
Matt just pulled a massive clunker right out of the river yesterday!