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clotting 

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!
clotting by dawntodusk December 22, 2004
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clouding 

Person 2: Check out that dude. He's clouding

Person 1: Cool beans!
clouding by redmixdj January 28, 2019

Clouding 

A form of vaporn where one takes a well timed exhalation selfie from an electronic cigarette with the purpose of covering only the face with a dense cloud.
"Check out the sweet clouding pic I just took with a single coil 0.4 ohm Immortalizer and brass Nemesis, vaping on 63's Boston Massacre. #clouding #vaporn #tootlyfe"
Clouding by VapeDaddy February 4, 2014

Clouding 

are we clouding this weekend?
nah i got no cash
ill pay
IIGHT
Clouding by yahtrick February 18, 2009
(clow-ting)

The act of placing cottage cheese on ones gentialia while wearing any type of cloth around said genitalia
Man i was cloting the other day, it felt so good to have lunch right there at the tip.

Julie likes cloting only in the winter, she told me the stench is unbearable in the summer months
Cloting by xphonehomex July 28, 2014

clouding 

Accessing your cloud on the internet. (Working on cloud computing)

The act of adding/removing files or programs from your online "cloud"
A: "Hey, I see youre working on your laptop, are you surfing the internet?"

B: "No, actually im clouding. I just wanted to add some cool new softwares to my online data storage"
clouding by karmcy February 27, 2011
Everyone knows what couting is because it's just one of those things everyone knows. It's basic knowledge.
Jeff: What's couting?
Mike: You know what it is.
Jeff: No I don't.
Mike: Yes you do, just think everyone does.
Couting by Non-couting July 27, 2011