Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.

We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form

Cliterference by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

Ocliterated 

When one binges on booze and the female reproductive system.

Person 1: "So........what you up to this weekend?"
Person 2: "Im going out this Friday to get absolutely Ocliterated"

Ocliterated by SamIsFair April 21, 2010

half literate 

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

half literate by Onan October 9, 2003

Cliturbate 

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself

-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.

Cliturbate by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009

ocliterated 

The effects of a thorough pounding after an extended sex drought, your clitoral region feels like it has been obliterated

Megan hadn't gotten dick for months and after hooking up with Bazza for an epic cock fest her twat felt like the mozzarella on a Margarita pizza, she had been ocliterated by the Big B

ocliterated by Fozzie's Bear June 22, 2017

literate 

In real life--

Able to read and write.

In roleplaying--

A good roleplayer. Specifically, a literate roleplayer does not use chatspeak, spells word correctly, and has proper usage and grammar. Literates are less likely to be desperates or n00bs and generally roleplays well.

If you see a thread with "LITERATE ROLEPLAY/LITERATES ONLY" in the subject line, it means they only accept people who have good grammar.

1. The literacy rate is 97% in America, meaning 97% of Americans can read and write.

2. The difference between a literate roleplayer and an advanced roleplayer is that being advanced specifically states that you are good at writing (i.e. descriptions, characters) but literate just means you have good grammar, although they're often used interchangeably.

literate by Newbia April 10, 2005

Magnesium Citrate 

More like Magnesium Shitrate....

Tom took some magnesium citrate, making him immediately rush to the bathroom, causing him to shit his pants along the way

Magnesium Citrate by Gaythor October 29, 2019