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clean clipper 

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.
"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"
clean clipper by Kwill43 March 14, 2008
Shit guy, someone just tried to clip me.
clipped by Jimmy Ceb June 24, 2004

Los Angeles Clippers

(n.) The wannabe Los Angeles Lakers. They try to be Los Angeles' basketball team, but they can never past the second round of the playoffs.
Los Angeles Lakers: 16 Champions Woo!
Los Angeles Clippers: 0 Champions Woo!

Youtube Pic Clippers 

Youtube Pic Clippers are a type of Youtube user that Do Not create and post true videos; but rather post stupid Picture Slide-Shows. This type of post wouldn't be so bad on an Image related web site, but the entire purpose of Youtube is the Posting & Watching of (VIDEOS). So these types of videos just end up misleading people into watching pointless junk. Some Slide-Shows are as small as 3 Images, cycled over and over again, for up to several minutes.
Oh man I saw this icon for a hot ass clip with Vanessa Lengies in it, but it ended up being another stupid Slide-Show! My hopes bashed yet again because Youtube is saturated with lazy Youtube Pic Clippers....

clipperize 

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.
Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.

Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.
clipperize by Edabite July 29, 2008
Just barely hitting, scratching, or skimming across something. Usually related to a vehicle accident.
I just clipped that truck!

The helicopter clipped the side of the building.
Clipped by Dalekman March 29, 2010