Cleaveland Steamer 

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

Cleaveland Steamer by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Cleaveland Steamer 

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

Cleaveland Steamer by Our21stzen February 12, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

Cleaveland Steamer by Stefan December 2, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

Cleaveland Steamer by Gav800 September 18, 2005

cleaveland steamer 

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.

Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!

cleaveland steamer by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

cleaveland steamer by none given January 28, 2004

Cleaveland Steamroller 

It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.

Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...

Girl #2: what you going to do then?

Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!

Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!

Cleaveland Steamroller by Jewsie Woosie February 4, 2010