Post-nut clarity 

After you nut you will have regrets about how you nutted, life, ETC

I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.

Post-nut clarity by Stale pop tart crust December 29, 2019

Post-Nut Clarity 

Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.

Collapsing on the sidewalk, Jonathan felt the post-nut clarity weeping over him.

Post-Nut Clarity by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 5, 2019

Post nut clarity 

Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.

Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.

I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.

Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?

Post nut clarity by GurtCobain May 20, 2020

Mid Nut Clarity 

In the middle of busting a nut, you are struck with clarity and the realization of what you are doing and suddenly stop.

The Boys: How was your nut?
Josh: Sorry boys I couldn’t do it Mid Nut Clarity just hit me.

Mid Nut Clarity by MarcusDan34 September 11, 2020

post nut clarity 

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.

Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.

post nut clarity by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020

pre nut clarity 

Pre nut clarity is when a male experiences post nut clarity before the jerking session.

Josh: Dude did you jack off?
Brian: No dude. Pre nut clarity hit me. I couldn't even start.

pre nut clarity by Inga68969 November 18, 2020

Post nut clarity 

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.

I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing

Post nut clarity by xXMeemLord3225Xx April 20, 2021