To make an idea or task so simple that even a chimpanzee could comprehend or complete something. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“It’s widely known that Cheney had to chimplify W’s daily presidential briefings; in other words, a Texas monkey couldn’t misunderstand ‘em”.

Chimplify by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

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chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

chimped by running out of patience February 24, 2009

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chimpeachment

Frankenword combining "chimp" (in reference to George W Bush, aka Chimpy McFlightsuit) and "impeachment".

If a chimpeachment were to occur, GWB would be charged "with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal", and possibly thrown out of office.

"50% of Americans Support Chimpeachment"

Nothing changes unless we remove the chimp. Chimpeachment is the only answer to saving this nation from the thugs of the KKKarl Rove administration.

(examples taken from the web)

chimpeachment by New Marquis de Carabas November 28, 2007

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Chimpenführer

1. See also chimpenfuhrer.
2. A man who combines the worst aspects of a Nazi Führer and a chimpanzee.

George W. Bush is a prime example of a Chimpenführer.

Chimpenführer by jesster79 February 2, 2006

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