Stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting

Trying hard to fit in with your kids, but failing miserably. Derived from Rocket League when parents play the game with their kids, but can't get their car off the ceiling as heard on What's That Word Podcast.

Teen 1: My mom got her 'mom' jeans out thinking she could fit in with us.

Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.

Stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting by Cori and Laura October 7, 2021

ceiling gang 

scum of the earth.

Wow, don't talk to Mike, I hear he's in ceiling gang...

ceiling gang by SalamanderSquid April 22, 2020

Regret Ceiling 

(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.

I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.

Regret Ceiling by ITALUS September 7, 2011

dick caught in the ceiling fan 

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

dick caught in the ceiling fan by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

rage ceiling

-the maximum rage capacity of any individual or group.

-the peak party potential of any person. (AS HARD AS YOU CAN).

Lenny, you definitely hit your rage ceiling last weekend when you were smashing one stripper covered with blow on the glass table and pouring champagne down the ass-crack of her naked skank-friend.

rage ceiling by intellektualspew February 17, 2010

Ceiling Gang 

A gang for small pp’s and small pp’s only.

That guy over there has a small d**k because he is ceiling gang.

Ceiling Gang by Ceiling Gang April 20, 2020

Ceiling duty 

When you sniff so much cocaine throughout the night and you finally go home to try and sleep but end up staring at the ceiling until early hours in the morning on ceiling duty.

Had such a good night last night out with the boys but once I got home in bed I spent the rest of the night on ceiling duty.

Ceiling duty by HarassmentP4NDA September 28, 2018