Macaulay Caulking 

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

Macaulay Caulking by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

macaulay caulking 

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

macaulay caulking by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012

pussy juice caulking 

When a females vaginal area starts to leave a stench

I can smell your pussy juice caulking from over here

pussy juice caulking by David Shcwimmer June 9, 2018

Chulking

The process of working on yourself physically and mentally. When someone is chulking, they are attempting to gain huge muscles and a better personality in order to become a Giga Chad.

Guy 1: I think I'm gonna start chulking.
Guy 2: You say that every time you get dumped.

Chulking by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012

culking 

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

culking by PAK65 July 9, 2011

Culking 

(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.

Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.

Culking by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022