Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.

After work I did some Zen-Carting to relax and get control back of my day!

Zen-Carting by GillilyPad August 16, 2023

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Side-Carting

A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob

Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.

Side-Carting by Discuitz March 21, 2025

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Cartinese

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.

“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”

Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020

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