carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

carpet bombing by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Carpet Bombing

The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.

Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.

Carpet Bombing by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016

Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

Carpet Bombing by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Carpet Bombing

When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white

"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"

Carpet Bombing by H. V. Stalinov June 15, 2023

Carpet Bombing

The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.

Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!

Carpet Bombing by dgtlchlk November 17, 2003

carpet bombing

when your masturbating and you cum all over the carpet/floor area leaving a crusty stains in your carpet

yo homes, i went carpet bombing in my sisters room, theres crust all over the floor.

carpet bombing by L.L.spermway February 22, 2010

Carpet Bombing

When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.

John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!

Carpet Bombing by ADRicci December 25, 2010