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Capacitance Electronic Disc

CEDs are conductive vinyl platters that are 30.0 cm (11.8 in) in diameter. To avoid using the metric system to name their discs, they were called "12 inch discs" even though they were actually slightly smaller. Each side of the disc has grooves that are about 19 miles long and are 37 times smaller than the grooves on a regular phonograph record. When the disc is playing, it spins at about 450 times per minute and each rotation of the disc contained several frames of audio and visual information.

To read the disc, a titanium needle was placed very lightly on the outer edge of the disc. A small electric current was then passed thru the center of the needle, where it would touch the bottom of the groove and read the audio information, which was stored in small holes. The needle would read these by detecting how much air was between the needle and the pit and then the electronics of the player would convert these into audio. The visual information was stored in the grooves and were read like a regular phonograph record. As the needle passed over the grooves, it would vibrate and the player would convert the vibrations into the pictures.
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over-capacitated 

having characteristics of that which has high capacitation
1. "yo bitch, yo titties is over-capacitatin' my face!"

2. "the party is getting a little over-capacitated, so you should get the fuck out"

3. "get over here and over-capacitate my face with yo titties bitch"
over-capacitated by stryphrev January 22, 2009
to not have ones head cut off
"Dude, did you see that guy get decapitated last night?"
"Yeah, thank God I'm still capitated"
capitated by otters128 September 7, 2016

Maximum Capacititty 

The maximum amount of milk your boobs can hold
Hey, girl what's your maximum capacititty. You're a Double D so I think yours is bigger than mine

fluxuated-capacitation 

hey man im feeling a little like fluxuated-capacitation.
yea me too bruvva.

wanna go find one?

Flux Capacitator 

Noun, A non-specific object used in place of an unknown object ; the answer to any question that is unknown.
Person A: Hey, have you seen the TV remote?
Person B: Ummm, I think I left it next to the Flux Capacitator.
Person A: Your an idiot...

msntal capacities 

Instant increase in synchronous and asynchronous abilities, depending on whether your preferences be for chatting or chit chatting.
So just how far would you go with your msntal capacities?