cactus ass bitch 

When you pnly shave your butthole once a week and complain about it non-stop.

Stop being a cactus ass bitch and take care of yourself for once, Karen!

cactus ass bitch by everyrhingistaken January 2, 2020

ass cactus 

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

ass cactus by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

ass cactus 

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

ass cactus by Jay Young April 19, 2005

you need a cactus up your ass 

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

you need a cactus up your ass by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus 

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015