Butthersia

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013

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poopy butthole

The act of not wiping your ass after taking a shit either because there is no toilet paper left, or you just chose not to wipe. Leaving your butthole "poopy".

Guy: Shit. Some asshole didn't replace the TP role, guess I'll just have to have a Poopy Butthole

poopy butthole by Lazy Asshole January 21, 2018

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ghost butthole

The term ghost butthole refers to the last remaining and moat ashy hit in the bowl of a pipe, bong, chalice, or other kind of smoking pipe and typically refers to marijuana smoking. When a bowl is, "cashed," or no longer contains green, it can be considered a a ghost butthole.

"My friend is truly such a cheapskate... he even saves the ghost buttholes and smokes them later!"

ghost butthole by Elizo Emezeta September 6, 2016

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butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

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your butthole

a phrase for using instead of saying
"your mom" or your face"

Jared: hey your shoes are ugly
Jenna: your butthole's ugly.

Jared: your a bitch
Jenna: your buttholes a bitch.

Jared: your hairy.
Jenna: your buttholes hairy.

your butthole by averyisacoolkidforreal January 24, 2009

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Butthole lickable

When a girl is so hot, you'd easily eat her ass out.

Ryan: OMG! Kylie O. is so fine, she's totally butthole lickable anyday!

Butthole lickable by wer[0fu werfojwfud January 17, 2009

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Scheming Butthole

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017

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