Worm burper

1. A person who jerks off a lot.

2. A “jerk-off.”

Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”

Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”

Worm burper by Isl-96 April 1, 2022

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper 

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.

Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper by Isl-96 April 6, 2023

Burnieskidlavich 

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.

Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.

Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019

Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.

Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.

Burnie Burns by jerkalert January 4, 2015

burped up 

burped up - to burp after a sip of the purple drink (codiene syrup)

It would be like taking a nice sip of that surp and then have it backfire with a burp...burped up

purp + burp = burped up!

I just "burped up" after sippin' the slizzur...

burped up by white fuck July 12, 2011

The Buried Life

A really awesome reality documentary series on MTV that showcases 4 friends (who are really hot) from Canada that travel around north america to complete their list of "100 things to do before they die" For every item that they complete on their list, they help a stranger achieve their dreams. This is one of the best shows on television I think and is really inspiring. Everyone should at least watch this show one time.

Matt: Hey did you watch that new episode of the buried life last night?

Bob: Yeah, it was awesome! I could'nt believe that guy actually tried to go on a date with Megan Fox though.

The Buried Life by Elocinn March 29, 2010

Between the buried and me

The most kick ass band on the planet

Btbam rocks your socks off!

Between the buried and me by Teh lover March 19, 2004