Brown Nosin' 

To kiss up to higher authority or higher rank, usually as a means to and end, to recieve promotion, raise, reccomendation, etc. from the higher power.

The intern for Senator Smith brown nosed his way to join the Senator's team.

Brown Nosin' by Zack August 23, 2004

Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.

Brown Noting by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

Brown Noting by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013

brownnosing 

dick riding, suckin up to your manager at work, got ur head up thier ass. named as it is because if u have ur head up their ass, ur nose will be brown because of the poo from the bum

that stupid twat is brownnosing! stupid brownnosing twat!

brownnosing by Paul J September 29, 2003