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To cut off a bro as he is in the process of:

a) Talking to another bro.

b) Talking to a chick.

c) Talking to a more important person (ex: a teacher).
Bro: "Mr. Bates, I don't quite understand the math homework."

Mr Bates: "We can certainly set up a time meet"

Brosector: "Bro! You were SO drunk at the party this weekend! Haha!'

Bro: "Dude.."
Brosect by henrydavidthoreau January 14, 2010

brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.
That was one brofectionate hug bro.
brofection by ryan ong February 19, 2011
the act of protecting your bro
"oh you gotsta brotect your bros when them shits be gettin all up in your grill. street rules. no mercy."
brotect by daniel danger October 29, 2008

Witness Brotection 

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro
"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

brotective 

when your bro is to over protective and acts like your mother keeping you from doing shit, when this happens don't blame your bro this just means yo bro broves u, (loves you)
bro1: dude don't call me tonight my G.F is coming over if you know what i mean.
bro2: no no no sex u want no babies wat if yo G.F has an S.T.I wat u do den, when yo junk is fucked up and looks like a potato wat yo do den.
bro1: yo be brotective man
brotective by Jeffy ham January 31, 2015

Brotection 

When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.
Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)
Brotection by Yabobo October 31, 2009