Glass Bottomed Boat 

This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .

"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"

Glass Bottomed Boat by Morbog September 27, 2004

fat bottomed girls 

Contrary to the old codgers who said it was the conservation of angular momentum, apparently it's down to fat bottomed girls. Let's not forget their importance. Otherwise, just think about it, you'd never get up in the morning. Thank ya Freddie, you've gone and made a big physics student of me.

Fat bottomed girls ... get on your bikes and RIDE!!!

fat bottomed girls by Fearman August 3, 2007

Fat Bottomed Girls 

According to Freddy Mercury of the famous rock band Queen, they make the rocking world go round.

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round

Fat Bottomed Girls by Andrew E B October 12, 2009

Bottomed out

When your having sex, And you go as deep as you can go untill her body touches down to your lower abdomen. This making a slapping noise.

I went so deep in her, I Bottomed out.

Bottomed out by Spook000 January 1, 2007

glass-bottomed boat 

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

glass-bottomed boat by foug December 15, 2003

Bottomed Out

(verb)
The act of entering a vagina whose depth is too shallow to accomodate the penis, thus resulting in said penis hitting the cervix. This, "bottoming out", results in much uncomfortability in the receiving woman.

GirlsFriendFromLastNight: Oh my god how was your date last night?

BottomedOutGirl: It was great up until about 4am. We had dinner, drank a shit load, but when we had sex he bottomed out!

GirlsFriendFromLastNight: Damn girl! Once you saw that dick of his you should have told him about that shallow pussy of yours!

Bottomed Out by BottomedOutGirl13 August 2, 2011

fat bottomed girls 

The things which, i'm informed, make the rockin' world go round. Yeah baby!!

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

fat bottomed girls by The Big G July 1, 2004