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Beastmode Over Bitches(B.O.B) 

One would rather assume an aggressive, animalistic persona to dominate, annihilate, conquer and destroy THEIR GOALS than to run after fuckboys/bitches/hoes /girls/ boys and become a SIMP.

One would rather hustle, grind and put in work to achieve his or her goals than to play around with men or women who ain’t on shit.
Jake: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Jake, I'm Beastmode Over Bitches(B.O.B)
Jake: Oh okay! So you're B.O.B
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No bitches 

Something you have
You have no bitches
No bitches by Buz November 15, 2020
Barbara : Wow Eric I didn't know you could play the guitar so skillfully!
Eric : yeah, I get nervous when I perform with a large audience, I guess you could say that I'm a boccher.

cookie cutter bitches 

These kind of girls are the same as everyone else. They seemed to have been made from a cookie cutter. Cookie Cutter Bitches can be seen clearly by looking at girls nowadays who follow trends. They have no difference or individuality within them, they’re all the same.

How to get bitches 

Touch grass and take a shower, also make sure to delete your WoW account
Dude 1: how to get bitches

Dude 2: touch grass and take a shower

bitcherrhea 

The condition when you just can't stop being a bitch, no matter who's talking to you or what they're saying. And the worst part is...YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!
Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
bitcherrhea by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009
The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
Botched by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022