Bonsai 

1. A hairy man with a rather large bush.
2. An adjective used to describe the healthy growth of pubes.

Man, Wolverine's seriously got some Bonsai going on down there!

Bonsai by gokufetishl33t September 9, 2009

bonsai 

When you rub your ass in someones face
(can be bare ass or with pants/shorts/underwear up)

I Totally Bonsaid Raymond off Harlans Pool Deck.
I Ripped His Face Apart With A Bonsai.

bonsai by Connor G July 31, 2006

bonsai 

In Korea (my friend told me about this) when someone is asleep in class sometimes the kid behind him shoves two fingers up there ass and shouts bonsai! I hear it is really hilarious. It can also he a small Japanese bush

Today Gussy-poo got bonsai-ed. haha lol

bonsai by Ami-the-water-godess December 28, 2005

bonsai 

An ancient form of dwarfing trees by limiting nutrients and water. The bon in bonsai meaning pot and the sai meaning plant. It is a Chinese secret passed down generation to generation. Peace out mark, phil, arika, my baby Kat, and everyone else in the world.

That bonsai is wicked small esse!

bonsai by Doc Holiday May 13, 2004

bonsai 

when the woman sticks her nipple in the man's peehole.

Yo I bonsaid with Tiffany yesterday.

bonsai by Shaniqualotizzlefizzlemizzlekadizzletizzle shizzle. May 11, 2004

bonsai sized 

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

bonsai whiff by yomanbro September 21, 2016