BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

BOILED AS AN OWL by hector j fatcat December 14, 2010

Boiled Peanuts 

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Boiled Peanuts by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

bogged out 

To smoke mass amounts of weed in a small area with no ventilation.

We bogged out Mikey's xterra so bad you couldn't see the windshield wipers!

bogged out by jakeanvil January 15, 2008

Bongled 

When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.

Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.

Bongled by CxLolz June 15, 2018

Get my Ham Bone Boiled 

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.

Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

Get my Ham Bone Boiled by midnightmodder November 22, 2020

Hand Bogged 

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!

Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"

Hand Bogged by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009

Boiled the Cheese 

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

Boiled the Cheese by D-Link July 17, 2009