laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

laziness by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Laziness Beard 

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

Laziness Beard by GoCanes March 21, 2010

Laziness

This.

I wrote laziness in a sentence.

Laziness by Fffhjiiufgnjj June 12, 2016

Laziness

Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?

Laziness:

Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.

Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.

Laziness by gimmedatsammich November 12, 2010

Blastness 

Very high energy and fun to be around, you have a blast when you are with this person.

Bianca was such a blastness person, even teachers got excited when she came in the door.

Blastness by HotHipsOfShaki January 13, 2009

blaxness 

When you are married to a plumber and you indeed love him but you also know he needs to take a shower but you continue to smile.

Leslie came home and he had the blaxness look on his face

blaxness by DonutDaddy February 13, 2018

Chirp of laziness 

The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.

Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.

Chirp of laziness by Linusdoodle33 June 12, 2023