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Blagojevich 

A particularly crooked and/or incredibly stupid politician.
Hey did you hear about the senator?

He took a bribe and Blagojeviched his career...
Blagojevich by Dick Mell December 18, 2008

Blagojevich 

When you try to sell something you were not suppose to. Than going against all advice of admitting you did.
Guy 1: Hey want to get lunch?
Guy 2: Where did you get the money?
Guy 1: I sold my Great Grandmothers Wedding Ring.
Guy 2: What a Blagojevich
Blagojevich by reelbigliar December 31, 2008

blagojevich 

n. the tufts of hair that protrude from the side or top of a woman's bikini bottom or panties to the degree that's as obscene as the beaver pelt worn on the head of the former Illinois governor. Can be shortened in some circumstances to "blago".
Baby, tuck away that blagojevich or we can't go to the beach.

Geeze, that girl's got a major-league "blago" going on down there.
blagojevich by MauiSteve February 2, 2009

pulling a blagojevich 

Selling something that's not rightfully yours to sell.
jesse jackson jr-Can i buy that US senate seat?
obama-come on wouldn't that be pulling a blagojevich?
pulling a blagojevich by cahara December 28, 2008

Son of a Blagojevich 

A Democrat from the corrupt political machine in Illinois.

Blagojeviched 

Adj.: To be so intoxicated as to consider selling the senate seat of the president-elect.
Kevin was so Blagojeviched last night, he went nuts and smashed two windows.

Dan: "Anna had twelve Gin and Tonics."
Steve: "Anna, are you Blagojeviched?"

"Dude, I was so fucking Blagojeviched last night that I was up until 5 AM shuking my guts out on the bathroom floor."
Blagojeviched by Russian Steve. August 23, 2011